What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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