Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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