I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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