The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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