their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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