You can't special order awesome
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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