We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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