I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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