So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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