Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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