I don't think brook has ever known best
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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