You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Randomize
