how can u be prego again
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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