so that wasnt chicken after all
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
