Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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