you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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