she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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