everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
This is the high leading the old right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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