its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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