i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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