Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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