you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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