: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
More tranny stories later!
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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