we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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