if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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