school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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