You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
grandma shit on top of the toilet
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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