GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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