I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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