That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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