well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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