My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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