Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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