whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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