Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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