I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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