I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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