After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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