I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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