Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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