ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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