Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Are we still banned from the library?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize