Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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