you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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