I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Randomize