p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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