I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
