oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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