If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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