Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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