she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Someone came in the potted fern
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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