Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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