Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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