Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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