Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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