Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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