It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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